Is it considered a drought, if I'm thirsty for you?

Etiquette

My listed rates are not subject to negotiation. Attempting to do so will be considered distasteful and could substantially tarnish our relationship. With formalities now aside, we can fully immerse ourselves in one another's company.

Before our initial date, I require a standard screening process to ensures comfort and safety for both of us. Discretion and privacy are of the utmost importance to me; Any information you provide me stays absolutely confidential, as do the details of our date. If you would like me to delete any of your information after you have been verified, I will gladly do so. Please show respect for my privacy as well and do not share intimate details of our time together on the internet or review-sites.

If you have any allergies or aversions to fragrances, please mention that prior to our meeting. Your comfort is my first priority.

If we are meeting in public, please have your donation ready in an envelope or tucked into a copy of your favorite book. In private it should be displayed in clear view on a table or the bathroom counter, to avoid any uncomfortable moments.